//I’m kinda on a Deadpool obsessive run right now
#[MUFFLED RAP MUSIC IN THE DISTANCE WITH LYRICS ONLY CONSISTING OF “BLESS YOU” AND “SORRY”]
[MUFFLED SHAKESPEAREAN IN THE DISTANCE]
Lady Sif Visits the Children’s Hospital Los Angeles
this should have millions of notes
IVE DROPPED LIKE 46 THREADS SO FAR AND THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT IM SO SORRY SOMETIMES PEOPLE EVEN WRITE ME STARETERS ANS I NEVER RESPOND BECAUSE IM DUMV M SO SORRY PLEASE TAKE THIS CAKE
"That’s quite the pleasant surprise." He muttered, keeping still as he lay with her on the floor near the slowly dying fire. "I’m usually told I’m too cold."
"Maybe I’m just colder than expected then." She mummbled, pulling up her scarf to cover her face. "I love this weather, despite nearly turning blue with cold."
"What was that?" Loki muttered as he tensed beside her, dropping his gaze to another section of the room. "What did you say?"
"Is it?" He asked, pulling at the sleeves and sighing softly, "I was told it would get me in the Christmas spirit. Everyone however seems to keep snickering about it."
"I thought you liked pranks?" She grinned. "This is going to be a good one, trust me."
"Of course I do but..this is not quite.." He reached up to pull off the green and gold bow atop his head, "What sort of trick are you pulling?"
"Stop fidgeting with that." She took the bow from him and started pulling at the edges of it gently. "I wanted to scare a few work ‘friends’ who thought they could pull one on me a few months ago… They were mean, I just want my revenge."
"Then you could have simply asked me to work a little magic, a spell here, an illusion there. I do not understand what’s so terrifying about myself dressed as a present."
"I was under the impression that what Midgardians wrote on these Christmas lists went under the tree." He paused a moment and pulled out a piece of paper, "You’ve my name written on yours. Twice. I’m simply following tradition."